On the Dole

Put me on the dole boys, put me on the dole
With Jesse as the Helmsman and Newt out on patrol
There's only room for some of us, some heads are sure to roll
But we will raise our glasses high
When they put me on the dole

Oh, those welfare scums should kiss our bums for all that we provide
A ghetto slum, no exit from no way to hitch a ride
The ladder of success is hidden safely from their reach
If they can't jump out by themselves then what's the use to preach

We'll just take them off the dole boys, take them off the dole
With Jesse as the Helmsman and Newt out on patrol
The poor have soaked us long enough it's time we took control
We'll raise our glasses high, me lads,
When we take them off the dole

Oh, those babies of those unwed mums
Will learn to change their tune
When we cut off all their subsidies and
Send them to their rooms
Or better yet we'll put them all in asylums for the poor
Tie their momies tubes up and then send them off to war

We'll take them off the dole boys, take them off the dole
With Jesse as the Helmsman and Newt out on patrol
There's only room for some of us, some heads are sure to roll
But we will raise our glasses high
When take them off the dole

It's time we cut our losses and stand up for what is right
It's time we save the bosses and leave the workers to their plight
The rich have earned the right to keep each dollar for which you've toiled
The world will be a safer place for the greedy and the spoiled

Put them on the dole boys, put them on the dole
With Jesse as the Helmsman and Newt out on patrol
The rich deserve an easy path, thier virtues we extoll
We'll raise our glasses high, me lads,
When we put them on the dole

With GATT and NAFTA now the law, well, workers rights are clear
If you don't like your wages, bud, just move on out of here
We'd like to end pollution, but 'twould really be unfair
The bottom line's the only rule to which we all adhere

Put them on the dole boys, put them on the dole
With Jesse as the Helmsman and Newt out of control
The rudder's jammed to starboard, as round and round we go
We'll raise our glasses once more
The rich are on the dole