Person of Means

When I grow up I just want to be a person of means
Rolls Royce at the ready, Courvoisier and cream
Tote that barge and lift that bale just ain't the way for me
I want to be a person of means

Maybe a distant uncle, a reclusive billionaire
Will find my name on a yellowed picture postcard
Greetings from Kansas - How I wish that you were here
I'll be named as his one and only heir

When I grow up I just want to be a person of means
A man of real importance, the fulfillment of your dreams
Don't really care what damage gets done along the way
I just want to be a person of means

President for life and so I tell it like it is
Young and old - all harken to my words
Peace thru strength and strength thru fear
Freedom won't be missed
Together we'll beat plowshares into swords

When I grow up I just want to be a person of means
You can be my chauffeur and drive through all my scenes
Tote that barge and lift that bale just ain't the way for me
I want to be a person of means